Injuring yourself is a real raw deal. You end up holed away on a couch for days, and weeks(and months) on end and, let’s be honest, there’s only so many episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer a person can watch. So any technology that speeds up recovery time, even by a little bit, is extremely welcome news. We gotta get back on our feet so we can repeat the same mistakes that led us to spending those weeks on the couch in the first place! Here is some new cold press tech especially designed for athletes that should make recovery time quicker than ever.
Introducing cold presses by FullFX Sports. They are designed and manufactured to handle sports related injuries like sprained ankles, twisted knees and pulled hamstrings. The magic here is that they integrate cold into the idea of muscle wraps. This isn’t done quite as nearly as you’d think, despite the cold’s reputation for being a great healer(and freezer of butts off.) They are filled with neoprene and all you gotta do is put them in the freezer for 20 minutes then you are good to go. You’ll be back on your feet again in no time, or, well, some time but not as much time had you not used these.
They don’t have the necessary funding to unleash this cold press tech on the world just yet so they’ve flexed upon Kickstarter to muscle up some more dough. You can reserve yourself a wrap by bench pressing twenty bucks into their account. Good luck and, as always, stay safe out there!
